Please accept my wishes
Posted by zwartezwadderneel
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, interesting celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice (including those that aim to be all or none at all), with respect for the persuasions and/or traditions of others, and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and not without regard for the choice of computer platform or hat(s) (or not) of the wishee.
By accepting this wish, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with or without alterations to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or for others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of tidings, or until the issuance of a subsequent wish, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
- Winter Solstice has begun and the shortest day (light) of the year is here (iflizwerequeen.com)
- How I Gave Up Christmas and Saved My Sanity (alternet.org)
- It’s Merry Christmas (socyberty.com)
- Do Atheists Celebrate Christmas? (middlebuzz.com)